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Albemarle Road church fined $100 per branch for excessive tree pruning | CharlotteObserver.com & The Charlotte Observer Newspaper

Albemarle Road church fined $100 per branch for excessive tree pruning | CharlotteObserver.com & The Charlotte Observer Newspaper.

(NORTH CAROLINA) – This is what happens when you don’t think it matters whether or not you vote or are politically active.

Since our system of government is designed as “by the people” it really is the government “by the people who seek power”. The balance to that lust for power is the voter that does not want to govern, but has chosen to be governed. We put these people in power – as public servants. As a motivated voter, you can fire your public servant if they forget whom they serve. But, you have to actually be politically active and actually vote.

If you don’t bother, this kind of nonsense happens. (tip of the hat to Frater Cowculus for alerting The Glob to this atrocity) Ψ

It’s Funny Because it’s True

OK, it’s not true, but I made you look!!

Obama Orders Guantánamo Prisoners Transferred To Next President
April 13, 2011 | ISSUE 47•15
 

You have to admit, my administration has been entertaining in that sad-scary-clown kind of way.

President Obozo has a problem. He has to run on his record. He’s never held a position long enough for there to be a record to review – and when he sort of has had a record to run on (as a Senator that did not finish his term), he’s simply moved on. His record on Gitmo speaks for itself – and encapsulates his foray into Supreme Executive-ship.

He has repeatedly made dogmatic and unequivocal policy statements based on no knowledge of the realities involved. His arrogance is shocking – it is as if he skimmed a report, determined he had all the necessary facts, makes policy, then someone points out “well, in paragraph two here, it clearly notes that…” and he has to recant, ignore, distract or obfuscate.

If he could officially transfer Gitmo’s prisoners to the next president, he would.

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via Obama Orders Guantánamo Prisoners Transferred To Next President | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

President Barry – “Oh, The Humanity!”


Addressing The Things That Really Matter
(WASHINGTON DC) – Threats of a government shutdown elicit “sky is falling” reaction from POTUSA, yawns and not a few chuckles from citizenry.

It’s getting hard to not laugh every time Mr. Soetaro opens his mouth. Here is a fascinating insight into what he seems to think matters to US Citizens today:
“Folks who were planning a vacation to Yellowstone — well, it turns out national parks, suddenly you’re closed, you’re out of luck.”
Hmmm. Let’s examine this tragedy for a moment, shall we? Number of visitors to Yellowstone during all of 2010? 3,640,904 Number of people currently unemployed TODAY in the USA? As of March of this year, 13,500,000 people were “officially” unemployed, 8.4 million are under-employed, that is, working part-time because they cannot find full-time, and 6.5 million not working, and not looking (so not counted as unemployed.) Total? 28.4 million. (Source)

Interesting question – How many people in the next 10 days (just picking a number out of the air) will be unable to go to Yellowstone for vacation due to the shutdown? Well, being very optimistic, this being early in the year and not quite vacation time, maybe 140 thousand. (I divided visitors last year by 52 weeks, and multiplied by two for a two-week vacation.)

"It's the first thing I think about when I get up in the morning, and it's the last thing I think about when I go to bed at night. I just don't think about it during the day."

Number of people not going on vacation to Yellowstone in the next 10 days because they are unemployed? 28 million. Way to prioritize President Obonehead. Here’s a hint: It’s the economy stupid. And part of the systemic problem with our economy is the amount of money the Government wastes. Here’s another clue – your job is not the budget or the economy. That is the job of Congress. Let the people WE elected do their jobs, and stay out-of-the-way. Go golfing. Move to Brazil. Whatever floats your boat. Just stop interfering with people trying to correct your freaking mess.

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CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN – SORT OF

It’s All So Different Now

(BOSTON GLOBE  – 2008) -

Globe:  In what circumstances, if any, would the president have constitutional authority to bomb Iran without seeking a use-of-force authorization from Congress?

Obama: The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.

"Barry, Barry, Barry, your little fantasy world is about to founder on the shoals of reality. And, kiss your full head of black hair goodbye."

(GLOBAL EXCLAIMER – 2011) -

Glob:  In what circumstances, if any, would the president have constitutional authority to bomb Libya without seeking a use-of-force authorization from Congress?

Obama: The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation, UNLESS I am the President. Bomb Libya? Yes We Can!

What color is the sky on President Obama’s planet?

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You may find S.J. Res. 23 interesting. Read it, it’s not long. Senator Obama introduced this bill, without co-sponsors, in 2007. Without co-sponsors, mind you, meaning, this was his baby. Something he believed in. Sort of.

Reality Intrudes into Barry’s Idealism

Aerial view of Guantanamo Bay, collected from ...

Aerial view of Guantanamo Bay, Image via Wikipedia

Obama’s Pledge to close Guantanamo Bay within a year suffers from collision with reality. This past Monday the Obama administration announced resumption of military tribunals.

It was the latest acknowledgement that the detention facility Obama had vowed to shut down within a year of taking office will remain open for some time to come. – Lolita Baldor, AP, March 7th 2011

For more insight into the continuing intrusion of reality into Barry’s world view, see

Dana Milbank.

Tea Party Shoots Self in Tea Bag?

The Mona Lisa (or La Joconde, La Gioconda).

Image via Wikipedia

Bill Buckley, asked in 1968 who he would vote for, replied “The wisest choice would be the one who would win. No sense running Mona Lisa in a beauty contest. I’d be for the most right, viable candidate who could win. If you could convince me that Barry Goldwater could win, I’d vote for him.”

Typical for our world today, this has been sound-bited into the “Buckley Rule”, most recently stated by Charles Krauthammer, writing in Jewish World Review, as “Support the most conservative candidate who is electable.” Mr. Krauthammer then dissects the primary win of  O’Donnell in his article, The Buckley Rule. It’s worth reading (Krauthammer is eminently readable, go ahead) and as is his wont, he makes his case methodically and logically.

But, what is electable is not always known. Why? Because the American Voter is fickle and given to flights of fancy. Is there a more easily led group of people on the planet today? Do you own a pair of $100 + tennis shoes? Yeah.

However, the Buckley Rule, as originally stated above, is somewhat meaningless without context. One assumes the context is conservative candidates in opposition to a liberal or progressive candidate. But, is voting for the obvious winner really the right thing to do? Krauthammer argues that the O’Donnell win is a Pyrrhic victory; a win that is a loss in effect. If voters behaved other than herd animals, I would agree without hesitation. But a herd vote is hardly indicative of the actual mindset of the people. When disturbed from our troughs of Jersey Shore and Dancing With the Stars, we can remember we are people and not sheeple. The Tea Party is an example of people saying, effectively mind you, “You don’t represent me.” The Republican Party has misread the Tea Party and assumed automatic support, a la the Democratic Party and the Black Voter. Those in power in the Democratic Party have effectively told the Black Voter for years “We will pay attention to you during the weeks leading up to election.” And, that’s all they’ve said. The Democrats over the past 40 years have been the party of the disenfranchised, knowing as they do that the disenfranchised in this country, today, are self-disenfranchised. Which means, in practice, that they don’t know and don’t care that they are being used.

The Tea Party movement is made of people who know they are not disenfranchised, which is why they started these non-partisan movements. Beware labels. These people are mostly conservative in politics, not necessarily Republican. What they want neither party really wants. What they want is strict Constitutionalism. Which means people in power have less of what they hold most dear: power. The O’Donnell primary win is not a Pyrrhic victory. It is, rather, a simple statement to both parties: “You are not representing us!”; the corollary of which is: “So, I’m not voting for you, even if you can win.” It is the beginning of the end of herd voting.

NATIONAL NEWS – Freakonomics


Obama Picks a Winner (not)

WASHINGTON DC – This was apparently an April Fool’s announcement. But I loved this quote:

When we finally reached Levitt, he was at McDonalds headquarters at Oak Brook, IL. Some of their franchises have been cheating by hiding Big Mac revenues that they have to share with McDonalds. Levitt has found a way to benchmark performance that can reveal suspiciously underperforming locations. “This is what economists call ‘moral hazard,’ ” Levitt said over a carton of Chicken McNuggets. “Look, economics is not rocket science. Think of the US Government as like McDonalds, a bank and a toxic asset are just like a franchisee and a Big Mac. Once you see it that way, its simple.”

There were some pretty freaked out people commenting on this story. Hahaha.

NATIONAL NEWS – Securitized


Securitize Me

WASHINGTON DC – In Obama’s press conference of March 25th, he used the term “securitized” when describing efforts to restart the flow of credit -

The third part of our strategy is to restart the flow of credit to families and businesses. To that end, we’ve launched a program designed to support the markets for more affordable auto loans, student loans and small-business loans, a program that’s already securitized more of this lending in the last week than in the last four months combined.

Financial heads know what this means. I’m thinking a lot of people think this is a cool way of saying “made secure.” Well, that’s not what it means.

I refer you to Cornell University for a lucid discussion of securities and security law. (Source) Some key points -

  • Securities in and of themselves have no inherent value
  • They provide information about debt a company has
  • They entitle their owner to make claims on the assets of the issuer
  • They give the owner voting rights based on these claims

Companies issue securities to raise capital and to “restructure debt.” Which is a fancy way of saying acquiring additional debt to permit operation in the hopes things will get all better and we will be able to actually at least pay the interest on this debt until my bonus comes in and I can leave all this turmoil behind me.

It DOES NOT mean the debt is secure. It DOES NOT mean everything is OK now thanks to Obama. It DOES mean someone else owns the debt. Who is that someone? Per Obama’s statement, a “program” owns this debt now. Which I assume is a Government program, which should mean that you and I own the debt. So, we have taken the debt from the financial markets and given it to us taxpayers. Oh, and the trend in securities is toward fungibility. Meaning, it can be exchanged ONLY for another unit of the same commodity. Like one unit of orange juice for another. You can’t exchange one unit of OJ for one unit of pork bellies. Which means a securitized debt can only be exchanged with – debt.

To help clear all this up for you, here is the definition of securities from the 1934 act governing same:

“any note, stock, treasury stock, security future, bond, debenture, certificate of interest or participation in any profit-sharing agreement or in any oil, gas, or other mineral royalty or lease, any collateral-trust certificate, preorganization certificate or subscription, transferable share, investment contract, voting-trust certificate, certificate of deposit for a security, any put, call, straddle, option, or privilege on any security, certificate of deposit, or group or index of securities (including any interest therein or based on the value thereof), or any put, call, straddle, option, or privilege entered into on a national securities exchange relating to foreign currency, or in general, any instrument commonly known as a ‘security’; or any certificate of interest or participation in, temporary or interim certificate for, receipt for, or warrant or right to subscribe to or purchase, any of the foregoing; but shall not include currency or any note, draft, bill of exchange, or bankers’ acceptance which has a maturity at the time of issuance of not exceeding nine months, exclusive of days of grace, or any renewal thereof the maturity of which is likewise limited.” – Section 3a item 10 of the 1934 Act.

Did that just say a security is “any instrument commonly known as a ‘security’”? Why yes it did. Now that we have cleared that up, what does it all mean?

We have restructured more debt “in the last week than in the last four months combined.” We have freed up the credit markets, in trouble due to their crippling debt, with debt. We’re on rock solid ground now.

On another note, “securitize” rhymes with “nationalize.” For some reason “Change” is beginning to feel very uncomfortable in a certain private area.

NATIONAL NEWS – Warranties?


What Did I Miss Here?

WASHINGTON – The Warranty Commitment Program unveiled by Obama on March 31st leaves me wondering what the hell.

“If you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired, just like always,” Obama pledged Monday. “Your warranty will be safe. In fact, it will be safer than it’s ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warranty.”

When did Automobile Warranties become a matter of Presidential Concern? I was unaware of the Warranty Crisis. Suddenly those phone calls I keep getting warning me about my warranty’s tenuous hold on life seem rather sinister. But, seriously, why is the Government in the Warranty business? Why is Obama guaranteeing warranties?

Let’s see, the President’s job is

  1. Uphold the Constitution
  2. Defend our borders
  3. Receive foreign visitors

Hmmm. I’m not seeing the “Guarantee private business warranties” provision there in the Constitution. What is driving this? I’m not exactly sure I want the US Government standing behind my GM warranty. This makes me very uncomfortable. I’m not seeing the warranty emergency. I’m not grasping the justification for my tax dollars to pay for GM and Chrysler warranties.

Folks this is getting Orwellian. Let’s say I don’t have a GM or Chrysler car, but you do. Why do my tax dollars guarantee your warranty? Is this even in fact legal? How many steps more to simple Government Ownership of Private Enterprise? No, seriously. Look down the road a bit. What the hell is going on here?

NATIONAL NEWS – EFCA


“And I will make it the law of the land

when I’m President of the United States of America.” – Obama, April 2, 2008.

INDIANA, Albion – Here in this plant, the UAW got approval from the management to do the card check thing. They collected enough signatures, and the plant got a union. The employees petitioned the NLRB and DEMANDED a secret ballot. The union was de-certified against the will of Obama and the UAW.

“We’re ready to play offense for organized labor. It’s time we had a President who didn’t choke saying the word “union.” A President who knows it’s the Department of Labor and not the Department of Management. And a President who strengthens our unions by letting them do what they do best – organize our workers.”

Whether the workers want it or not. This is Our President.