WORLD NEWS – N. Korea


“Missile Launch Provocative”

STRASBURG, France – “Missiles are so, well, phallic,” elaborated Obama between photo ops with Nicolas Sarkozy while in France. CNN reports that Obama “Slams North Korea…” and gives this example of Stern Presidential Slamming in action:

“Should North Korea decide to take this action, we will work with all interested parties in the international community to take appropriate steps to let North Korea know that it can’t threaten the safety and security of other countries with impunity,”

“Slams” is indeed the adjective for this rebuke. Plus, PLUS, there will be no more Kim Chee served at the White House.

This Just In

Eldrick Tont Woods appointed Ambassador to Korea.

WASHINGTON DC – “He’s some kind of Asian/Black mix,” said Obama. “He’s got some Korean in him, right?”

On Another Note

sarkozystallone-rambo_l1On a far more interesting note, Sarkozy, Stallone, separated at birth?

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One response to “WORLD NEWS – N. Korea

  1. Boy i’ll bet the “Glorious Leader” is still reeling from that one? pure fury, unleashed!

    perhaps Sarkozy IS Stallone, in a super-hero secret-identity Rambo sort of way… now there’s some slammin” coming down the road

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