Disturbance at the Death Star

U.S. Department of Homeland Security Official ...

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(ARLINGTON) –

Training at Cowboy Stadium was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.  Training was suspended while police and Homeland Security were called in.  After analysis, experts determined the substance, while unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line.  Practice will resume this afternoon.

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