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(MESQUITE, TX) – Local Grocer Can’t Keep Shelf Stocked

At the local Snag and Bag, beer merchandiser Shep Hogan has never seen anything like it. “We’ve ordered two bob-tails of this stuff already, and it’s only 11 am!” When asked if he thought it actually worked, he replied, “I’ll be finding out at about 5:30 pm this very day.”

A drunk couple in the parking lot were unavailable for intelligible comment.



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