Our Favorite is The Puppycat Page. We don’t know what it is, we don’t know what it means, but here in the office, it is the first thing we read. We take turns reading it out loud. It’s terrific. 

Anonymous Government Official

We appreciate your support of all ruminants, and the deprecation of all fowl.

Sheeck Feelay

Yea verily – That the Glob exists is well understood. What the Glob is is a mystery.

Tom of Aquino