“It’s my right, and I need it NOW!”

Constitution for Idiots #10 by Gary McCoyWriter for the Global Exclaimer  I know, I know, you have all been waiting so patiently for me to finish up the Bill of Rights and I have been SEVERLY waning in my duties. Let’s pick up where we left off, shall we? “The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, …

Weiner’s Weiner

 Written by Gary McCoyWriter for The Global Exclaimer  With Weinergate in full view, I found myself pondering an interesting thought. In this day and age of technology and the virtual world more prevalent than ever, do the same socialistic stigmas of  who is and is not promiscuous still apply? What made me question this is the young lady that Anthony …

Yes Sir may I have another?!?

Constitution for Idiots #9 By Gary McCoyWriter The Global ExclaimerI want to apologize in advance for the shortness of this post on my analysis of the amendments but: “Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.” UM DUH… Well I don’t want to be too short so …

“Uh oh, 15 minutes till Judge Wapner “

Constitution for Idiots # 8  By Gary McCoyWriter for The Global Exclaimer  Up until this point we have been talking about the really bad people and their rights in court. Now it is time to discuss the civil or not so civil courts. Ratified in 1791 the 7thAmendment reads: “In Suits at common law, where …

“¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!”

 By Gary McCoyWriter for The Global Exclaimer Constitution for Idiots 7 So let’s say you have been arrested for pulling a Bernie Madoff and you are sitting there in the Pokey. If you are not a fan of being locked up indefinitely without a trial Amendment 6 is the amendment for you! “In all criminal …

“YOU can’t HANDLE the truth”

Constitution for Idiots 6 Written by Gary McCoy Global Exclaimer Writer In our study of the Bill of Rights we have now come to the 5th amendment which most people know but I would venture to say that not many understand. We have all heard “I plead the 5th” on our Law and Order marathon …

“OH and you can put your weed in there” (SNL Skit)

Constitution for Idiots #5 By Gary McCoyWriter for the Global Exclaimer  “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be …